Yo, people call me AJ or Jay most of the time, so use whatever you feel is cool. Just a nerdy non binary person of the internet, call me whatever gender you see me as.

 

bonnibelbubblegumarchives:

havE YOU EVER BEEN TALkGING TO SOMEONE WHOS SO CUTE YOU JUST LIKE GRIN ALL STUPID AND KICK UR FEET AROUND AND CURL UP UR TOES AND SMUSH UR OWN FACE BECAUSE YOU PHYSICALLY CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS

bonnibelbubblegumarchives:

havE YOU EVER BEEN TALkGING TO SOMEONE WHOS SO CUTE YOU JUST LIKE GRIN ALL STUPID AND KICK UR FEET AROUND AND CURL UP UR TOES AND SMUSH UR OWN FACE BECAUSE YOU PHYSICALLY CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS

http://walpurgisyiff.tumblr.com/post/100538911685/wendycorduroy-witty5sosurl-friendly-reminder

wendycorduroy:

witty5sosurl:

friendly reminder that it is okay to like music that ‘doesn’t fit your image’

friendly reminder that it is okay to like a band that you discovered through another band

friendly reminder that it is okay to like a more unknown artist

friendly reminder that…

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

klefable:

if anyone ever asks me what smash bros is im just gonna show them this photo

klefable:

if anyone ever asks me what smash bros is im just gonna show them this photo

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

hyperactivebumblebee:

coffeekissu:

mamakanji:

honeybooprofessor:

cizayox:

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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vocaloid fans: world is mine? haha ew

*world is mine starts to play*

vocaloid fans: sekAAAAAAAAI DE ICHIBAN OHIMESAMA YAAAAAAAS MIKU YAAAAAS